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It's Not the End of the World, But I Can See I...

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as the story is not so often told, jesus went up to the mountain, where no one lives… to ask who knows what??? what could jesus possibly not understand? who knows how long he pondered the answer to the problem that we all certainly have… until he ran out of time, so definitely, he had to go back to the very beginning like for the second time (42)… he found himself thinking all over again – jesus was surprised to see him in this mountain where no one lives, so jesus appeared, to greet jesus too…

a-jesus says to b-jesus, buddy i know why you came here, i have the final solution – why dont you stop thinking about it and just do it… so b-jesus got the message… one of the jesuses will have to disappear forever, bc reading between the letters, the answer really means: “there can only be one.” anyway, if you think about it “jesuses” just doesnt sound as good as just plain “jesus…”

so the jesuses teleport to where many of the people are gathered, so suddenly they appear again with a knowing smile… jesus first, begins to situate himself on the ground… meanwhile jesus second, thrice attempts to draw a circle around… by this time one jesus is too ancient to sit on a tree, away from all the crowd… but the crowd is more amazed at the jesus who is causing so much traffic by drawing imperfect circles in the sand…

expecting a miracle, the crowd began to grow quiet as they were more and more hypnotized by the grating of the sand, but the first jesus was just tired and jesus too was only playing with strategies to make the imperfect circle sound… until one by one the crowd began to understand… that was the first time people have experienced circular reasoning… actually if jesus the question didnt draw these circles so persistently then jesus the answer would have died from crossing the road… as it was, jesus two took the one’s place, dying on the cross, after the people realized with angry agreement that it was not at all a good joke…

after crossing the road, the jesus that was left took a break – the rest of course is his story:

when after jesus died, the more experienced jesus remembered that he forgot what the answer was for… nevertheless jesus eventually went on to become everybody’s god, because he had the answer… since the ultimate jesus with the question had died, whole religions full of less than perfect questions formed around the answer jesus… nobody knew what the answer was for, they knew damn well how much it was important to goad jesus…

becoming god has inevitable consequences: as the world changed, the nature of questions also changed – certainly people no longer ask bc they dont know, they ask bc they do. since then, people have become proliferate like literate rabbits… everyone was technically immortal, but was also immoral, bc they could get whatever they want… at this, god became increasingly irritable… as the possibilities multiplied, time practically stopped. although god’s omniscience improved the more requests came his way – his ability to omnipotent was waning… so he found a tiny loophole within his prayer network… since he knew all the answers, all he had to do was pray to jesus too! and so, lo and behold, god was able to make a mistake for once and that was all the chance he could want… instead of becoming a slave to the possibilities, he answered his own prayers by pressing the secret magic end times button…

the end…

…after the end, god went back to the business of beginnings. for once in his life, he was no ones god again, and for one eternal moment he seized the moment to cease to exist… but it was the only joke that god could understand, so he was faster than timingly busy again… since time had not been created yet, he decided in no time to create jesus first…

god told jesus, you will have many names, but since i created you before all the rest of your people – i will call you atom… so now go, atom, and create order in the universe as you see fit… atom proceeded to place all the universe in line to see his great performance, from nearest to furthest in a circle with god in the middle…

god was very pleased, but was reminiscingly reminded of how the people at once had tried to put him in a cage, so he could do their bidding… he told atom that he should sleep…

to his surpise, when atom woke up, everything in the universe disappeared… except for someone who was like him but was closer to god at the moment… so atom decides to appear to this new creation, hello – i am called atom, what kind of creation are you? creation says, i dont know you tell me… so atom thinks about it, i shall call you a tom, since you are like me but strangely different. god gave them instructions and before long atom and tom became more atoms and toms, and they began to fill the universe with crystals and suns… one thing led to another all in a straight line without end, collectively the atoms and toms became called tomorrow… the tomorrow tend to crowd around in a circle following god…

history repeats itself, but this time god has a new wardrobe… and jesus when he came to the mountain where no one lives already knew the answer… no one is god, truth is just a matter that changes clothes… eventhough tomorrow protects you from the mistakes of today, truth does not need to be naked to be seen – truth is just as beautiful tomorrow as today.

ps: you have just witnessed yet another miracle story from the bubble (may your bubble grow bigger, and never burst)


marami ako kaibigan, dahil ako ay palatawa.
marami akong nagagawa na kakaiba.
hindi ko lang alam paano magsalita.
hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit.
ewan ko ba kung marunong ako.

minsan naisip ko bakit ganito?
minsan kung wala sila wala ring bago.
bakit kaya parang may nabigo.
bakit di ko kaya sariling maglaro.
mahirap na kung makita ko ang muka ko.

sana walang katapusan ang feeling na to.
sana lahat ng tao meron ganito.
kahit di ginto parang bago.
kahit sarado ang pinto may paraan.
kung pwede lang umibig ng magisa…

So Wrong, It's Right

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i always think opposite of you
whatever i say is wrong
is wrong with you

you say im stupid
i say im strong
youre so a kidding right?

well maybe another story will suffice
if you cannot bear with me
go suck ice!

truth is everybody does not care
not in the very least
not at the very same time

who am i to please the myriad adventurers?
why do i have to deal with the fucking triad!
good-bad-ugly all on the same side

alone with my friends i am quite
better to stick together on family night fights
i cannot think for a second without a doubt

no clue if forever will remember my demand
till im blue in the dark i make my own stand
not to be damned with the lunatics that hardly only try