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the lie was lame, but no one offered to help. so many sober people had passed him by, heard his please for help, and ignored him. but smart one had heard his heart from far away, the echoes to please the lie, so smart one hurried along his way. at first the lie had been afraid, why had so many people passed him by? was it bc so many people do not care? no, it couldn’t be, so after so many daze of enduring pain – the lie was ready to die…

just about noon as he was still too tired to give up, he felt the ground shake along with this loud thundering. he was just about to voice his reaction, but he was astonished at radiant sight. squinting as far as the lie could see: a bold figure with a shiny championship belt. the singular title S M A R T that was so brilliantly engraved on the wide buckle burned past the lie’s left eye, and into his brain. momentarily clouds blocked his agony, so temporarily blinded the lie realized, smart one had already begun a round with a question: are you ok?

the lie could only shrug. surprisingly, smart one follows through with a smack, in your face! smart one picks the lie up, if only to give him one more chance – are you ok? i am the lie, smart one cannot you see that i hurt, why did you smack me in the face? smart one responds by smacking him in the face and kicking his ass, i came to help but you are not ok, why should i help you? ok said the lie im ok now so smart one pls help me? ok? why are you so lame? i will carry you into the next town and care for you. and so, many good times passed as smart one tried to facilitate the lie’s not so quick recovery.

one day, feeling strong the lie thought he might not just lie around this day. so eventfully he found smart one sitting on a tree despondent. the lie asked smart one why sit there all alone? smart one sighs, after all the good times, i thought i had found ok but im afraid i made a mistake. the lie asks smart one, how so? smart one turns ever so slowly just so… to ask, well… it’s like this… are you really ok? the lie had finally got smart one cornered, so he smacks smart one directly, in your face! and he lays it all out straight – of course im not ok!

smart one retaliates, and smacks the lie to oblivion, in the first place – why did you pretend to be ok and waste all my time! the lie was so angry now, but he was all spent, so he asks smart one the only question that wouldve mattered ever since the beginning: why is it that u want ok so much? smart one was about to give the lie the killing blow, but smart one paused to reminesce… i think i want someone just like me, i had found him once, he calls himself ok. with such a revelation, the lie had found enough energy to smack smart one back… thinking back, smart one finally realized – hey you’re smart too!

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before man be able to conquer the great outer space, first he must conquer the ever more subtle inner space.

for example we take fear of flying as a metaphor. in order to get over your fear of flying you can choose the easy way, the hard way, or the interesting way:

easy way in 1 step:

your fear of flying is really a good thing. most people would be afraid of falling. so now you begin by jumping, then you progress to jumping on trampolines, then you can do highwire acts with safety nets if available. as a grand finale, when you feel like you’ve leveled up – try sky diving. as long as you don’t think of magically teleporting from the ground to the sky by waiting in an airplane as flying then you’re okay.

hard way in 3 steps:

step 1: recognize the pack on your back

when you are going somewhere camping and you have lots of stuff to carry, you tend to think all of that is important but the moment you hike with the pack upwards climbing 100 steps or so you start to believe you may have brought some things quite useless. somethings wrong. do you know what it is?

step 2: toss the back pack

no its not your attitude. with a good attitude you only get 100% effort. in order to get something done, you’ve got to be committed. so you’ve got to burn the bridges, experience some mind altering mannerisms, because there’s no turning back. in short if you want to reach the top of that mountain by nightfall fast you’ve got to drop your back pack and forget about all the tools you don’t need to get up the side of that mountain. don’t you think its about time you set yourself free? be so busy thinking about those more important things that are going to happen to you once you reach the summit that you forget you even brought a pack.

step 3: get back in the sack

once you get to the top of the mountain you’ve got to celebrate. don’t be celibate, share your dreams with that special someone, go out there and be a new father. so now guess what you just accomplished? what does this have to do with your fear of flying? nothing. so now you have nothing to fear rather than flying. you are now free to attach your fears to something else.

interesting way in 5 steps:

step 1: get comfy, be a couch potato

be as unflying as possible, bury yourself under a mound of potato chips, stay still and meditate in the safety of your nonflyable bunker.

step 2: attract flight

once you are ready, be one with nature, swat all the flies which attempt to disturb your private space.

step 3: become lord of the flies

make paper airplanes and attach your picture there, let it safely land where you want it – in the wastepaper basket for easy disposal. repeat.

step 4: immerse yourself in the arts

take a trip to the local museum, then experience 1st edition vintage superman comic books in 4d senses: sight, sound, smell, and super

step 5: exceed your expectations

ride a bicycle with et, take a photo picture as evidence. you’ve just been abducted by aliens, how can flying be any worse than that?

eventually you will think through your experience and remember how you made it all worthwhile.